niknak79:

A friend : 

Best friend :

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smokinghotcronus:

acciolawrences:

Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font

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santibronze:

me flirting on grindr

davesprites-booty:

prayer circle that Glee doesnt do gangnam style.

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santibronze:

me flirting on grindr

which horny geologist named this mineral

Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)₇Si₈O₂₂(OH)₂’

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italys-ovaries:

What are you trying to say tumblrbot

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jithongchy:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO REWIND TUMBLR VIDEOS

lalondes:

my mind’s telling me no

and my body

my body is also telling me no

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lulz-time:

courag3:

My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know their eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

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